Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to walk we go,
    We'll do the loop,
    And take a poop,
 Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho. 

 Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to walk we go,
    Give our tails a twirl
    And chase a squirrel!
 Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho.

 Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to walk we go,
    Pee anywhere
    Without a care!
 Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho.

 Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to walk we go,
    Meet a mutt,
    And sniff his butt,
 Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho.

 Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to walk we go,
    For a treat we'll beg
    Or bite your leg
 Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho.

 Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to walk we go,
    Roll a bit
    In horse's shit!
 Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho.

 Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to walk we go,
    We'll never miss
    A chance to piss.
 Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho.

 Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to walk we go,
    Flush a bird,
    And eat a turd,
 Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho...

(And repeat, ad infinitum)