I see there's been some controversy lately about about nude photos of presidential candidate's spouses, and that such photos may hurt that candidate's election chances. In order to head off any possible consequences should Patti run for president at some point in the future, I feel obligated at this time to publish this (perhaps controversial) photo of me. Hopefully other undisclosed skeletons from my past will not preclude fair consideration of Patti's presidential qualifications.

Some comments:

Garry Geffert:  Nice ass. You have my vote.

Sandy Stoddard:  Herculean quads & glutes.

David April:

        

Ger:  Well, that's the last straw. I'm becoming a Republican.

Kate:  Very important! I am NEVER running for president! Stop looking through old family photos! I promise never to run for office....and Ger can't because he was born in Ireland.

Peter Barschall:  As my daughter would write "OMG". Sorry you were the victim of paparazzi at such a young age... they probably caught you from a mile off with one of those long-range lenses.

Rick Umiker:  You have my vote. Loving that moonshine!